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(December 2011)

CATCH UP

That's what the Mommy and Daddy told the Baby tomato except it was spelled Ketchup. So what has been up with SimpleComplex? Pittsburgh? The World? The Internets? Hopefully some of the reports below will quickly fill you in, ease your heart, and make you feel pleasant. Without further ado in not particular news story order but just as the photos fell, here it the DECEMBER 2011 SIMPLECOMPLEX NEWS :

SnowMobile Wheelie

This seems like a good December News Story? Pat Lee doin it.

December Winterland

Isn't there a song about this guy?

The Surf Report

Mostly just internet surfing right now... But many a good seshes behind the last days of the Malibu. Did yinz hear Anthony got picked up by Quicksilver and he's moving to Hawaii to be a Professional Surfer!? No you didn't hear that until just now cause it's made up. Except the part about him MOVING TO HAWAII! Shred for us Mate! We'll miss you here.

Lil' Kim By Evan Sanders

Yaaaaaawn

The Mattress Factory

Sorta like don't sweat the small stuff except it's punny

The Celebrity Report

Bonics and Wiggins. Bonics is so fucking famous and good vibes I love it.

Russel Crowe

That Ryan actor Jamie likes... Nice Car.. Good Promotion (the Future is ELECTRIC)

Josh and Jim for Jim's Gym and the Consulting firm. Great dudes and real celebs now

Totolos is getting lots of press nowadays

Sherer Braa

Kelly Michaels Rockin out!

wise ninja rapper dude

The gay cowboys and Perry

ThunderCats HOOOOO

The Celebrity RIP Report

Steve Jobs. Awesome Man.

Poor Girl. Sang herself to her fate. And yes, You can DIE from ALCOHOL.

Ryan Dunn RIP ... Rocking the Square One nonetheless

Robot Sex

Them boys put together one hell of a rap video movie clothing promotion video!

I think they're called dough bots

Generations

We've had 2 Nissans in our family that I know of

The Funnies

Try to Crack a smile. Even better if you laugh.

Into The Wild

Go Forth. Explore. Enjoy. Breathe.

CLOTHING

Did you know SIMPLECOMPLEX is a clothing company? Ya . It is.

Zoo Bus

That's a big snake.

Cool Bikes

Remember when you complain about being stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

Are you HAPPY?

Well Fucking Change something then dude. This isn't a dress rehearsal this is it. Go Time. Enjoy.

The Grocery List

Shopping is a drag. But making the list doesn't have to be!

Johnny Fabulous

Thanks for the great place to stay in Dallas.
We miss yinz in the Burgh.
Congrats on the engagement.
Nice Caddy.
Nice Hummer.
Nice Stang

AJ

Getting Press and Going HUGE
Rock/WaterFall Spots are Dope

That gap is ridiculous.

TSUNAMI

There was a fucking tsunami.

Fuck.

Less Nuclear, More Solar. Please.

Earthquake

There was a fucking Earthquake. I felt it in the office pretty good.

GOTHOM CITY

Pittsburgh.

MAC

Mac Miller is a great dude. I don't know about these pranksters or haters with the paint job.

Slide's still blue why the world keep tryin' to paint it?